Last Night in Massachusetts (781)

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  Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?

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  Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD

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  what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?

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  No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye

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  You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece

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  he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"

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  Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet

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  Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.

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  I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.

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  Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.

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  after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13

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  btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry

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  I have one thing to say: spongebath.

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  I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.

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  Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.

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  just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk

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  On my way to the DMV to get arrested

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