Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
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u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone