I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.