Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.