I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Put some vodka in it
put some vodka in it
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Your cock deserves a montage
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream