Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Put some vodka in it
put some vodka in it
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.