those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.