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She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My first STD was from a foam party
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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