Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
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I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She is in my trunk
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
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So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?