Non-Jews are for practice
I cannot find my penis.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
So how was he last night?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.