The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
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