And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.