There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
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The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.