She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.