how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You took a bar mat shot.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true