I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You took a bar mat shot.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?