You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You took a bar mat shot.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.