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i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me

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bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls

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she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left

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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.

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I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.

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i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"

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You took a bar mat shot.

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When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.

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