I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left