This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
I was spiderman.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?