LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
pray to the hookup gods
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
i need some magic done to my vagina