I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido