First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.