my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
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I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.