Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night