When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.