Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7