I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
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I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.