its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.