I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.