they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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either way he was missing a nipple.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore