he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.