too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Some milfs here doing some blow
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He told me they were just razor bumps!