But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
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she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love