I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
either way he was missing a nipple.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Some milfs here doing some blow
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup