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  i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook

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  (248): i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook http://tfl.nu/fiya
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  i can't wait to go to hell

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  yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure

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  (248): i can't wait to go to hell (1-248): yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure http://tfl.nu/7pwb
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  toast her oven

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  toast her strudel

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  inspect her gadget

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  (248): toast her oven (1-248): toast her strudel (248): inspect her gadget http://tfl.nu/ri0n
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  dats a huuuuuge bitch!

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  who is this????

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  (248): dats a huuuuuge bitch! (773): who is this???? http://tfl.nu/bpgf
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  That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul

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  Not half as good looking as paul

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  I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge

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  (248): That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul (313): Not half as good looking as paul (248): I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge http://tfl.nu/0tcw
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  Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room

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  Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65

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  (248): Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room (248): Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65 http://tfl.nu/zat2
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  piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.

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  (248): piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up. http://tfl.nu/j6d2
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  I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.

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  (248): I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you. http://tfl.nu/rwr0
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  ya dads aren't the best wingmen

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  (248): ya dads aren't the best wingmen http://tfl.nu/uy2v
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  Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.

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  (248): Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on. http://tfl.nu/7zdh
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  I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.

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  (248): I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness. http://tfl.nu/dved
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  You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish

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  Experience is the best teacher

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  (810): You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish (248): Experience is the best teacher http://tfl.nu/l23g
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  You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee

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  (248): You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee http://tfl.nu/or77
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  It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.

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  (248): It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet. http://tfl.nu/g9yd
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  Hoooooo maaaaan

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  Yes?

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  I'm retarded. Again.

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  (248): Hoooooo maaaaan (313): Yes? (248): I'm retarded. Again. http://tfl.nu/k0ba
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