Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...