Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does