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Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
why didn't you poke me back
I'm gonna have a badass scar
Will you blow on my dice?
we have pet lesbian snakes
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
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