They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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