Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.