Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
she woke up with a sticky ear
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls