You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
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You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
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my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
she woke up with a sticky ear
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Wow word travels fast.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision