I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.