my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
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I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Too much gin, very little bucket
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.