She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard