I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...