either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...