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Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
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