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You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
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