I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
There r osticjed everywhere
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.