i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.