thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove