Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way