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I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god

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(662): I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god http://tfl.nu/z3js

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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.

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(662): There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up. http://tfl.nu/6xku

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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.

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(662): I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs. http://tfl.nu/zjd4

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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up

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(662): i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up http://tfl.nu/hogm

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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.

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(662): She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina. http://tfl.nu/uqet

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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.

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(662): Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth. http://tfl.nu/exim

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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.

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(662): they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments. http://tfl.nu/u5vp

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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?

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(662): There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this? http://tfl.nu/zwz2

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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.

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(662): He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv. http://tfl.nu/kqij

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In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"

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(662): In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today" http://tfl.nu/6cpx

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The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl

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(662): The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl http://tfl.nu/s3lv

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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.

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(662): This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever. http://tfl.nu/lkca

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He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?

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(662): He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people? http://tfl.nu/km81

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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here

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on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends

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(662): this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here (601): on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends http://tfl.nu/r706

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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?

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(662): Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened? http://tfl.nu/nd5l

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