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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.

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Did you at least offer to let him get it out??

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(901): I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment. (662): Did you at least offer to let him get it out?? http://tfl.nu/gv0l

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The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance

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Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest

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(662): The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance (1-662): Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest http://tfl.nu/10xm

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You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".

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(662): You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,". http://tfl.nu/dg58

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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.

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(662): He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it. http://tfl.nu/e1a5

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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to

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(662): Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to http://tfl.nu/r6si

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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.

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(662): I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck. http://tfl.nu/9thm

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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.

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(662): IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol. http://tfl.nu/ywt6

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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.

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(662): We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings. http://tfl.nu/gskc

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Bang-toberfest begins!!

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(662): Bang-toberfest begins!! http://tfl.nu/i6ge

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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?

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(662): Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!? http://tfl.nu/mo9h

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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?

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In some strange universe, yes

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(662): So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores? (1-662): In some strange universe, yes http://tfl.nu/4gql

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What if our hands were octopus tentacles?

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You're an idiot.

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(662): What if our hands were octopus tentacles? (1-662): You're an idiot. http://tfl.nu/2n3l

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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�

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(662): it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.� http://tfl.nu/s4m2

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Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.

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(662): Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well. http://tfl.nu/ilv0

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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.

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(662): Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though. http://tfl.nu/ai8a

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