im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.