dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.