You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.