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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?

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i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed

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(717): if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen? (484): i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed http://tfl.nu/7o4k

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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.

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(484): He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now. http://tfl.nu/asj4

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Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you

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(484): Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you http://tfl.nu/s4l7

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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market

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(484): cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market http://tfl.nu/r2s5

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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza

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(484): Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza http://tfl.nu/hmnl

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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.

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(484): dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow. http://tfl.nu/dkso

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I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers

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(484): I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers http://tfl.nu/srrb

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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.

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(484): OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT. http://tfl.nu/kkt0

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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation

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(484): i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation http://tfl.nu/uy0z

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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire

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(484): if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire http://tfl.nu/0try

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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs

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I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle

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(484): My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs (610): I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle http://tfl.nu/o9xz

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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?

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(484): Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain? http://tfl.nu/2na3

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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.

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(484): You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now. http://tfl.nu/l9he

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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.

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(484): I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight. http://tfl.nu/pgss

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I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls

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(484): I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls http://tfl.nu/b7mx

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