I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
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Dude, you need to talk to your mom
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed