You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."