This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.