what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.