Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today